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February 4th, 2008 by kiwi

100 ways to keep your Testosterone flowing

1 Don’t call, ever.
2 If you don’t like a girl, don’t tell her. It’s more fun to let her figure it
out by herself.
3 Lie.
4 Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such
as “spike”
5 If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it
to them.
6 Here’s a good pickup line, “My girlfiend’s pregant, will you go out with me?
7 Drink Vernors.
8 Play with yourself. Talk about it.
9 Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don’t want to answer, a nice grunt will
do.
10 Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn’t your
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